Where do I get me one of these cool jobs, where bonuses are 100 times salary?

And the base is not bad, I think I could get by in NYC for $1.4 mil. But the bonuses would certainly smooth things out.

Grasso to Get $140 Million Pay Package
Bowing to criticism of the secretive way it compensates its chief executive, the board of the New York Stock Exchange disclosed yesterday that its top executive, Richard A. Grasso, would receive lump-sum payments totaling $140 million in accrued savings and incentives, in addition to a base salary of $1.4 million and a bonus of at least $1 million.